Why Shelley Can’t Score an Italian Boyfriend

17 Jul

Holy shit. I’ve been doing it all wrong, people. If only I had had this busty chick to teach me Italian, I think I would have had a hot Italian man bringing me breakfast in bed, like in this exact moment.

Furthermore, the test student is so emphatic, especially when she says “Ti voglio.” You can really tell: SHE WANTS HIM.

I am certain that any Roman man would have said immediately back: “Ma che cazzo stai a dì??” but alas, that’s a whole other story. (I have no doubt, however, that the word cazzo would figure in this dialogue somewhere, sooner or later.)

Well, I don’t know about y’all, but I, for one, am going to practice this—RIGHT NOW.

2 Responses to “Why Shelley Can’t Score an Italian Boyfriend”

  1. Sarah May (@AntiquaTours) July 17, 2012 at 9:12 pm #

    Oh sweet baby Jesus

    • Un'americana a Roma July 26, 2012 at 12:46 pm #

      AHAHAHA I just saw this comment. I couldn’t have said it better myself, sister.

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