Holy shit. I’ve been doing it all wrong, people. If only I had had this busty chick to teach me Italian, I think I would have had a hot Italian man bringing me breakfast in bed, like in this exact moment.
Furthermore, the test student is so emphatic, especially when she says “Ti voglio.” You can really tell: SHE WANTS HIM.
I am certain that any Roman man would have said immediately back: “Ma che cazzo stai a dì??” but alas, that’s a whole other story. (I have no doubt, however, that the word cazzo would figure in this dialogue somewhere, sooner or later.)
Well, I don’t know about y’all, but I, for one, am going to practice this—RIGHT NOW.