Honestly, people. Maybe it has something to do with living next door to the pope, but I tell you what: ol’ man Gesù is all over the place lately. Or maybe it’s a sign from the heavens, just for me. Either way, I’m here to wish you a very Jesus Christmas.
In my neighborhood we have the Jesus Smart car.
Or rather, I should say, THE GOOD NEWS:
What is the good news, you ask? WITH JESUS YOU’RE … UNSTOPPABLE.
(or any of the other synonyms that you prefer for insuperable, which as far as I recall, not many people actually say in English. Personally I’m a bit partial to bulletproof, a sort of Kevlar-lined … wait, pun alert. That would be unholy. Get it? Un? Holy? Bulletproof?
But I digress.
Religious comic books are all the rage lately.
Witness: The Life of Jesus comic book for just €2.99.
Sixteen laminated tear-proof sheets, plus a bonus Pope Francis medallion! At your local newsstand you’ll find a handy three-ring binder to collect every sheet in the series.
Collect them all!
Not a big fan of Jesus? Well, how about the Bishop of Rome and leader of the worldwide Catholic church?
Yep, there’s a comic for that, too!
Pope Francis himself gives it a “like”!
Now, if I could only “friend” Papa Francesco and post things to his wall. Now that would be truly spiritual.