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It’s an Illness

8 Aug

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First poster to greet me on my return to Rome? At the airport pharmacy, from our dear friends over at the Somatoline company, purveyors of the trusty “circumference-reducing intense abdominal night cream” for men from my previous post.

Let it hereby be known:

“Cellulite is an illness. A medicine can fight it.”

Um, ok. Good to know.

N.B. The woman in the poster has no visible cellulite, like, anywhere. Even though she’s trying so hard to squeeze it out. It’s just not there, folks.