It’s kind of tricky when you want to be ironic and sarcastic regarding ads for a funeral parlor. (Parlor. Isn’t it grand?)
But as long as Taffo keeps providing me with such splendid material, press on I will!
First we were regaled with the promise of “certified cremations.”
And now, they ask us, “Why cry twice?” when Tasso offers “complete funerals” starting at €99* per month.
Ah yes, my friends, the hallowed asterisk.
The fine print.
On a BILLBOARD.
It says: “on approved credit from Neos Finance Spa”
Oh, for the love. Complete funerals? Starting at €99 a month? People, I have enough to worry about with paying my gas and electric bills, let alone my… perish the thought!
Pun intended. Heh. Heh.