How to Get an Italian Man to Fall in Love With You

27 Mar

Apparently, it’s quite simple, at least if these ads are any indication.

All you have to do is just transform yourself into a scooter or motorcycle.

Honda knows that your “first true love” was their 50cc scooter:

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And of course using a play on wedding vows (“I promise to be true to you”) in the ad for Moto Days is a sure bet to get men to relate. Note that said motorcycle is wearing a VEIL and holding a BOUQUET of red roses. Is THIS how they’re imagining us as we stand at the altar?

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In sickness and in health, if the men are going to be leaving their wives at home, they’re most likely going to be doing it on a motorcycle, scooter, or at least dreaming of doing so.

Advertising is such a great reflection of the culture at large. I guess that’s why I can’t ever get enough of it.


5 Responses to “How to Get an Italian Man to Fall in Love With You”

  1. followmethereandbackagain March 27, 2012 at 11:15 am #

    If they could add a huge cleavage, and a space for Mamma on the back, that would be absolute perfection!

  2. piccola07 March 27, 2012 at 4:37 pm # mean you haven’t seen Chloe Cahoon’s You Tube video’s? Here’s just one little gem…

  3. Un'americana a Roma March 28, 2012 at 6:05 am #

    Ohmygod this woman is a genius, I LOVE her! What a doll! Those men had so many hilarious comments. SO massively quotable.

  4. Un'americana a Roma March 28, 2012 at 6:07 am #

    “You have just to smile and it is finished.”

  5. Un'americana a Roma March 28, 2012 at 6:09 am #

    Oh, but followme, they get all that huge cleavage on the evening news already 😉 no need. And Mamma will be on all their vacations together so no worries there!

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