Remember the half-nekkid dude in the shower? Damn, well I have to give them credit, because at least with that one you knew he was selling a shower.
Here, on the other hand, I think we need to call out the good ol’ fashioned WTF squad to try to figure out just WTF Lil Ms. bad-bleach-job-and-low-slung-cleavage-with-crappy-ass-beaded-necklace is Vanna-Whiting to her left.
(Wait. Don’t tell me you didn’t know that Vanna White had become a verb? Yes. Just now. You’re welcome.)
Ok people, I mean it: don’t cheat now by going on the website, because I really want you to try and guess. Challenge yourself here. You’ve been reading my blog for long enough to take a fair stab at it.
So, my dear friends, if you guessed the following:
flooring, bathroom fixtures, kitchens, heating/cooling, building materials, doors, windows, and furnishings—
well then, by Jove, you were right! You nailed it! (no pun intended re: building supplies and/or thinly-veiled sexual innuendo, even if frankly I think they could have found a hotter model for the latter)
And, if you were holding out a bit of fragile hope that by some miracle they were actually going to show you their product, well then, you still have a lot to learn, young Jedi.