All wrapped up, under the tree.
This from a dear reader and friend of mine. Love when my readers send me stuff.
For Christmas a gift for your loved ones
COMPLETE HEADSTONE 490 EUROS
Then in the fine print, there’s a list that says, “Offer includes” and tells you all the juicy details about marble, bronze, and other exciting what-not.
Just imagine the look on your loved ones’s faces when you give them the gift that lasts a lifetime.
Um, I mean, well, for all eternity, anyways. Or, the gift that lasts longer than a lifetime.
Yes. I like that one better.