Guess What We’re Selling Here

18 Jul

Remember the half-nekkid dude in the shower? Damn, well I have to give them credit, because at least with that one you knew he was selling a shower.

Here, on the other hand, I think we need to call out the good ol’ fashioned WTF squad to try to figure out just WTF Lil Ms. bad-bleach-job-and-low-slung-cleavage-with-crappy-ass-beaded-necklace is Vanna-Whiting to her left.

(Wait. Don’t tell me you didn’t know that Vanna White had become a verb? Yes. Just now. You’re welcome.)

Ok people, I mean it: don’t cheat now by going on the website, because I really want you to try and guess. Challenge yourself here. You’ve been reading my blog for long enough to take a fair stab at it.

image

So, my dear friends, if you guessed the following:

flooring, bathroom fixtures, kitchens, heating/cooling, building materials, doors, windows, and furnishings—

well then, by Jove, you were right! You nailed it! (no pun intended re: building supplies and/or thinly-veiled sexual innuendo, even if frankly I think they could have found a hotter model for the latter)

image

And, if you were holding out a bit of fragile hope that by some miracle they were actually going to show you their product, well then, you still have a lot to learn, young Jedi.

image

4 Responses to “Guess What We’re Selling Here”

  1. StarryDreamer (@StarryDreamer01) July 18, 2012 at 1:44 pm #

    *Technically* they are showing the product. Sort of. Those squares coming out of their name? Tiles. ;-)

  2. Rita V. July 18, 2012 at 4:16 pm #

    Wow! That is ONE BIG BILLBOARD if all that information is on it!! Size does matter!

  3. Arlene Gibbs Décor July 20, 2012 at 8:47 pm #

    Hilarious. And yes, that is a big ass billboard!

  4. Francesca Maggi July 22, 2012 at 3:07 pm #

    once again…you beat me to it! First, there’s the more serious picture of her all dressed in clothes and just indicating the Big News – that you have a one-stop shopping place for your bathroom fixtures…
    Clearly, it didn’t work because then they took her clothes off.
    Next, I expect to see her naked in the shower.

    And to think! Once you’ve installed your very own bathroom on a hot, sweaty July day…you’ll come out looking and feeling fresh-faced and blooming as a Bella Rosa!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: